17
May

Movie News and Views May 16, 2008

 

 

Takin’ it from the top!

 

-         Eva Mendes will star in “Queen of the South.” She plays a Mexican woman whose drug-runner boyfriend is murdered. She flees to Spain, where she becomes THE drug smuggler and exacts her revenge. Hmmm… isn’t the “Count of Monte Cristo” theme DONE?

-         Infamous director Uwe Boll WILL take Michael Bay on in a boxing match. For the price of 10 “Postal” movie tickets, you can watch them fight. This has “Jerry Springer” written all over it.

-         Matt Vaughn has just left helming the “Thor” movie.

-         Josh Brolin and Elizabeth Banks are playing “The Prez” and his wife in the new Oliver Stone movie, “W.” Rumor has it they’re still looking for Dick…

-         Warner Bros. is having problems. First they shut down Picturehouse and Warner Independent. Then, “Speed Racer” hasn’t performed as well as they had hoped; $150 million on the movie, $100 million on advertising. Will they make it up in time? Go Speed, go!

-         Samuel L. Jackson has signed on for “Unthinkable.” More info as it develops.

-         A new “Buck Rogers” movie is in the works. While I grew up watching the TV show (with Erin Gray) I have to ask: is there nothing else to mine? How about a “Commando Cody” movie?

-         The new movie “Manson Girls” has stopped its production because NO ONE wants to work with Lindsay Lohan. Bummer.

-         Stephen Spielberg is back to working on a new movie based on Abraham Lincoln.

-         “Dance the night away/ worries for another day…” Yep. A movie based on “Fraggle Rock.”

-         Michael Moore is working on a sequel to “Fahrenheit 9/11.”

-         Acclaimed director Werner Herzog is remaking the “Bad Lieutenant,” with Nic Cage.

-         “Shipwreck” has been cast aside from the “G.I. Joe” movie.

-         Leo DiCaprio is set to be in a biopic on James Bond creator, Ian Fleming. I don’t know whether I’m shaken or stirred over this…

-         Jonah Hill (“Superbad,” “Walk Hard”) has been kicked-off of “Transformers 2.” However, he has been hired to write the new “21 Jump Street,” movie, so it’s not all bad.

-         “Beast” will appear in the new “Magneto” movie.

-         Tom Cruise will play the President in the new movie, “The 28th Amendment.” He’s also in talks for “Mission: Impossible 4.”

-         Tom’s ex, the current “Mrs. Keith Urban” Nicole Kidman, will be starring in a Dusty Springfield biopic.

-         “Dolan’s Cadillac,” a short story by Stephen King, is getting the movie treatment. Christian Slater has been currently cast.

-         Jan deBont is talking about doing a sequel to “Point Break.” Uh… doesn’t the original have to be GOOD to do a remake?

 

 

That’s all for now!

 

 

15
May

Let me spoil the ending for ya…

If you haven’t heard the NY Times has reviewed the new M. Night Shamma-lamma-ding-dong movie, “The Happening,” and they have also provided information as to the ending. You can check out the article here:

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/05/early_review_of_the_happening.html

Click on the link, come back and chat. Thanks!

15
May

A Mighty Second Wind: 5 Favorite Comeback Movies

You’re sitting in a theatre, or maybe at home, and see a preview for a movie that you’re not sure about. It could be good, it could be funny, it could be great, but you just don’t know. Few if any of your friends go see it. Then it comes out on video.

 

And it becomes a huge hit.

 

In honor of these occasions, I give to you my Top 5 Favorite Second Wind / Comeback Movies.

 

 “Airplane!” (1980) – The big-budget debut of the Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker writing/directing trifecta. When the spoof of movies such as “Zero Hour!” and “Airport,” with a few classics thrown in, hit the theatres it was a certified box office dud. Once it hit video, it became the #1 rental of the 1980’s. I’m not joking, and don’t call me Shirley.

 

 

 

“Austin Powers” (1997) – The world was almost James Bond-ed out when ex-SNL member Mike Myers made this spoof of the spy genre, including the Bond franchise, “Flint” movies, and just about every spy-related movie you ever saw in your lifetime. The only person I know who went to see it told me it was okay. Within 6 months it went to video and became the #1 rental for an entire month across the U.S. Sales and rentals did so well spawned 2 sequels which, while funny, lacked the story or the heart of the first. It also gave people a reason to go around saying, “Yeah baby, yeah.”

 

 

“Office Space” (1999) – From “Beavis and Butthead” and “King of the Hill” creator Mike Judge came this ode to workplace drudgery. Whether you’re having a “case of the Mondays” or you got memos from 8 different bosses because you forgot the cover on your TPS report, “Office Space” spoke on a level that you and everyone in your cubicle neighborhood empathized with. After hitting video a generation of just graduating high school and/or leaving college to enter the workplace can now recite it on command. Useless trivia: Swingline did NOT offer a red stapler until increasing demands from customers who had seen the movie.

 

 

“Stir of Echoes” (1999) – Based on the Richard Matheson novel, Kevin Bacon is a construction worker who becomes hypnotized by his sister-in-law and “receives” mental messages from a dead girl and begins to unravel her death. This movie came out around the same time as “The Sixth Sense,” and in my opinion was the better choice between the two. Useless trivia: Kevin Bacon’s character in the movie plays guitar. In real life he and his brother put out albums under the “Bacon Brothers.”

 

 

 “Shanghai Noon” (2000) – Following his team-up with Chris Tucker in “Rush Hour,” Jackie Chan teamed up with Owen Wilson in the Western Comedy about an outlaw and a Chinese guard “reject” who are in search of a kidnapped Princess. This movie is a lot of fun. Unfortunately, the sequel was less-inspired.

13
May

Under the Cinematic Influence: 15 Contemporary Films That Swayed Society

Most of us have heard the tales about how people stopped showering after watching, “Psycho,” or that “Jaws,” gave a reason for not going near the water. In the spirit of films influencing people and pop culture, here is my list of contemporary films that have done just that.

 

Scarface (1983) – This Brian DePalma film was popular but stayed on the undercurrent… until the late Nineties when gangsta rappers cited it as their main movie influence. Now you can’t go anywhere without seeing a Tony Montoya t-shirt, hat, poster, or used DVD.

 

Roger & Me (1989) – In the late Eighties, nobody knew who Michael Moore was (aside from the residents of Flynt, Michigan). Spending $25,000 and filming over the course of 3 years, Moore took on the task of trying to confront then GM CEO Roger Smith in order to find out why GM pulled out of their hometown. The film made $25 million and Moore has since gone on to cover topics such as healthcare, guns, and the war in Iraq, as well as becoming a target for Right Wing Conservatives. His “documentary” filmmaking approach has changed how we view the information we receive, as well as how documentaries are done. Note: So has Ken Burns.

 

Boyz in the Hood (1991) – The first film from director John Singleton has influenced many directors and became a staple for film. A story of childhood friends growing up in the L.A. ghetto, it went on to be nominated for 2 Oscars and has won several awards.

 

JFK (1991) – Oliver Stone’s paranoid take on the Kennedy assassination. Before the “X-Files” tapped on the pulse of culture’s distrust of government, “JFK” delivered the “back and to the left” Zapruder film. So much was stirred-up over what the government did and did not know about the event that it led to the Freedom of Information Act. Now if we can only get the truth on Roswell.

 

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) – “I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.” Arnie returned in 1991 as the Terminator, but this time he was protecting John Connor. I’m mentioning this one for its groundbreaking special effects; notably “morphing,” which continued on for a few years. Also gave us: “Hasta la vista, baby.”

 

The Lawnmower Man (1992) – Aside from inspiring a sequel, this movie was the first to delve into the idea of “virtual reality.” This led to other movies and even a TV series called, “VR5.” While the need for VR goggles has passed, it was a cornerstone of the history of the 1990’s.

 

Forrest Gump (1994) – The film that oozed pop culture. The title character was played by Tom Hanks and we observed as the village idiot wove through time from the 1950’s to the late 1980’s, supported by one of the largest soundtracks in film history. Spawned Gump restaurants and the saying, “Life is like a box of chocolates,” and began the career of Haley Joel Osment. I also mention this movie because it began the technical achievement of blending current actors within older footage (per se, Forrest meeting Kennedy).

 

Scream (1996) – Wes Craven, the creator of Freddy Kruger, made a satire horror film. It caught on and spawned sequels and even the “Scary Movie” franchise. Also, the “scream” killer face is now part of Halloween culture. Useless trivia: “Scary Movie” was the title that “Scream” was shot under.

 

The Big Lebowski (199 8) – The crowning movie for underachievers everywhere, the Coen Brothers’ follow-up film after “Fargo” was about The Dude (Jeff Bridges), a man who had his rug peed on and is caught-up in a case of mistaken identity with a millionaire with the same name. Years later two guys in Louisville (give it up for my hometown) created Lebowski Fest, a celebration of all things Lebowski with bowling tournaments, white Russians, taglines, and trivia contests. I can get you a toe.

 

Saving Private Ryan (199 8) – this has become the DEFINITIVE war movie; move over, “Platoon,” and “Apocalypse Now.” Spielberg’s epic about a group of soldiers sent to find the only living sibling of three brothers after the storming of Normandy Beach is known for its gritty reality of war, along with a lot of shaky-cam. This changed how war movies were made and ushered in the “breath” of documentary-feel when we watch them.

 

American Pie (1999) – If you didn’t have a “girl next door,” you had a friend whose mom was a MILF. And that’s what “American Pie” gave us –an idea we all had but never gave a term, much less an acronym, for. Now a generation of kids can say it without thinking and a billion porn pages advertise it. And if you don’t know what it means, it stands for Mother I’d Like To…

 

The Blair Witch Project (1999) – Just mention this title alone and you’ll hear a collective “groan” among people, much like saying the title, “Waterworld.” Two guys going to FSU’s final film project (I heard it got a ‘C’) sold it to execs, then the actors were put into hiding, and the marketing campaign led us to believe the film was real. That’s all I got to say about that…

 

Fight Club (1999) – I’m gonna forego the first two rules and discuss this one. David Fincher’s movie following “The Game” (which is underrated in my opinion) had Ed Norton and Brad Pitt getting down to the core of what doesn’t make a man: consumerism. To quell that problem, one needs to make a secret organization where guys can beat the crap out of each other. Problem solved. Unfortunately, Hollywood even has a “fight club.”

 

The Matrix (1999) – The Wachowski Brothers, fresh from their indie lesbian-heist flick, “Bound,” gave us the story of an office guy who finds out that his entire world is a computer program and that humanity is nothing but Duracell batteries for giant machines. Oh yeah, and he just might be the savior of us all. Improving upon the technology used in “Lost In Space,” and liberally swiping ideas from “Dark City,” and “Desperado,” this movie has made its mark on science fiction, as well as helping to usher in DVD players and sales; remember when people were saying, “This is the movie MADE for DVD!”

 

Silence of the Lambs (1991) – While Michael Mann’s “Manhunter” may have fallen through the cracks, the initial author’s next offering, “Silence of the Lambs,” became a hit for Jonathan Demme, Jodie Foster, and Anthony Hopkins, who played the infamous Dr. Hannibal Lecter. Spawning a sequel and a prequel, “Silence of the Lambs” has never been equaled. Lecter’s popularity overshadows John Doe of “Seven.” Would you care for some fava beans and a nice chianti? Useless trivia: Anthony Hopkins never blinked during his scenes. Ever.
 

There ya have it. Feel free to agree or disagree, and/or comment.

10
May

Movie Review: Speed Racer

 

 

 

So this is what the ADD instant-gratification kids are into these days.

 

Starring Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci, John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, Matthew Fox, and Richard Roundtree. Directed by the Wachowski Brothers.

 

When I was growing up, I watched “He-Man,” “Transformers,” and “G.I. Joe;” I was a kid of the Eighties. That being said, I had never watched the 1960’s cartoon “Speed Racer,” until I was much older and discontent with the latter-90’s cartoon offerings. With it having been released on DVD I watched a little of it with my younger brother and trust me, it didn’t take much speed to catch onto “Racer.” But I digress.

 

This movie’s (and I stress this is a movie, not film) storyline is this: Speed(Hirsch) is a racecar-obsessed kid living in a Technicolor world that looks like “Willy Wonka” on steroids. His childhood love Trixie (Ricci) helped him through high school and is his best friend/ love interest. After winning a race he’s visited by Corporate Owner Royalton (Roger Allam), your quintessential villainous “I can buy your existence” kinda guy, who makes an offer to Speed that unless Speed signs for him, his entire family and life are in jeopardy. This doesn’t bode well with Speed or his dad Pops (Goodman), Mom (Sarandon), his younger brother Spritle (Paulie Litt) or chimp Chim-Chim. Speed is approached by the infamous Racer X (Fox) and Taejo (Rain) to compete in the Casa Christo, the race of thieves, thugs, lowlifes and the desperate; it’s also the race where Speed’s brother was killed. Will Speed win it and go on to the Casa Grande, THE race where he can win a $1 million prize and show-up Royalton? Who is Racer X?

 

Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, while I watched the movie the main question going on inside my head was: how do I review this thing. It’s not cheesy. It’s not boring. It’s not bad. Unfortunately, it’s not great, either. What settled in my head was this thought: there is a road between genius and madness, and this movie rips across it with reckless abandon.

 

On a technical level, this is one of the best green-screened movies I’ve ever seen. Yes, it is as visually assaulting as the trailer, with everything in crisp Technicolor; red, blue, orange, black, white, gray, green… if it couldn’t be done in the background, it was done digitally. The length of time the characters were on screen, the car racing, just about everything was done at “ludicrous speed.” (thankya, Mr. Brooks) If you try to get a handle on everything going on in a scene, you’d still be scratching your head over the first ten minutes of the movie.

 

What I will say is that the Wachowski’s have turned conventional storytelling on its ear. The quick-cuts and green-screening together with how they approached the “Speed Racer” formula… it may not be the greatest thing in the world, but it’s an approach that will soon take notice in filmmaking. Watch for it.

 

As for the acting… the “minor” actors of this movie seemed to have more fun than the major ones. Matthew Fox impressed me in the fact that I could believe in his character and that he can do more than crying on cue (sorry “Lost” fans). The other actor having fun with the movie was Richard Roundtree, who I would have never guessed would be in this movie.

 

All-in-all, I enjoyed the movie. My only complaints are that the characters were two-dimensional, and that this movie seemed to suffer from what the Speed fought against: corporate profit for the sake of profit. I wish it had been more fun to watch.

 

My grade: B (overall)

09
May

What the Wiki?

Superhero Week is winding down and I’ll have to do more research for articles in the coming weeks when Hulk and Batman hit the screens again. For this article I have found not one but TWO websites that you may find of interest.

 

http://en.dcdatabaseproject.com/

 

From this site you can find out just about everything you want, or don’t want, to know about the DC Universe. Read up on your favorite characters such as Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, the Green Lantern, and others. They have links to bios, weapons, the comics, etc.

 

Should you want to know the same about Marvel, here’s your link:

 

http://en.marveldatabase.com/

 

 

Enjoy

07
May

DC and the Warners

 

 

Seeing as yesterday I released the list of Marvel’s production slate, it was only fair to devote today to D.C. Sad to say, D.C. is not fairing so well. With the fact that the Justice League movie has been tabled due to George Miller’s financing problems, well… at least we have “The Dark Knight” being released on July 18th, right?

 

So, here’s where it all stands:

 

-         Justice League. As said above, director George Miller (“Mad Max” trilogy, “Happy Feet”) is having finance options. Adam Brody and Common were attached to the project. This is officially tabled.

-         Watchmen. Directed by Zack Snyder (“300”) this is a murder mystery set in an alternate 1985 where superheroes are a part of everyday society, and someone wants them all discredited. Carla Gugino, Patrick Wilson, and Billy Crudup star. Opens March 6, 2009.

-         Superman: Man of Steel. Set for June 2009 release. No further details.

-         Wonder Woman. A woman brought up in an Amazonian kingdom to be like the Greek gods and goddesses comes to the cityscape. No further details available.

 

That’s it. Huh.

 

Well, go see “The Dark Knight” on July 18, 2008!

07
May

I’m too sexy for my cape

 

 

In continuance with “Superhero Week,” today I’m bringing you news of fashion, pop culture, and high art. The New York Metropolitan Museum of Art (known as ‘The Met’ to its friends) is now showcasing the Fashion of the Superheroes. Dresses, costumes, print, pulp, statues and more are on display.

 

For more information, check out the exhibit at: http://www.metmuseum.org/special/superheroes/

 

Photo from the Jaman blog:

http://blog.jaman.com/?p=474

 

 

If you get to see it, let me know how it is!

06
May

Marvel at the Box Office

 

 

 

Can I get some points for double-entendre?

 

With the release of “Iron Man,” (the first film solely financed by Marvel) having grossed over $100 million in the first weekend, the question comes: what’s next? It seems that Marvel is planning on tying all of their movies together, with the coupe de grace being an “Avengers” movie. With this summer’s “Iron Man” containing Nick Fury (agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.) and “Hulk” containing a scene with Tony Stark, Marvel is weaving their characters/franchises much like the comic books.

 

So what else should we be expecting? Here’s the rundown of what’s on Marvel’s plate. Please acknowledge beforehand that no release date is final, and that not all of the productions may follow through:

 

-         Punisher: War Zone. Ray Stevenson is the titular hero going up against Jigsaw (Dominic West). Directed by Lexi Alexander (“Hooligans”). Release date is December 5, 2008.

-         X-Men Origins: Magneto. Self-explanatory. Directed by David S. Goyer (“The Invisible,” “Blade Trinity”). Set for release in 2009.

-         Spider-Man 4. No details. Set for release in 2009.

-         Silver Surfer. Directed by Alex Proyas (“The Crow,” “Dark City”). Set for release in 2009.

-         X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Directed by Gavin Hood (“Rendition,” “Tsotsi”). Hugh Jackman is helping to produce. Characters to include: Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), Sabretooth (Live Schreiber), Beak (Dominic Monaghan), and Gambit (Taylor Kitsch). Release date is May 1, 2009.

-         Luke Cage. Tyrese Gibson in the title role. Directed by John Singleton (“Four Brothers,” “2 Fast 2 Furious”). Set for release in 2009.

-         Nick Fury. Samuel L. Jackson will play the titular character, which incidentally became based on him. Set for release in 2010.

-         Iron Man 2. Downey said he would be back and Paltrow has signed on for 2 sequels. Aside from that, I pretty much expect just about everyone to return. No official word on what it’s about, but the release date is set for April 30, 2010.

-         Thor. Based on the Norse god. It’s being directed by Matthew Vaughn (“Stardust,” “Layer Cake”). Release date is June 4, 2010.

-         Captain America. Although dead in the comics, Nick Cassavetes (“The Notebook,” “Alpha Dog”) is bringing him to life to exact some American justice. Set to be released on May 6, 2011.

-         The Avengers. Nick Fury, Ant-Man, Hulk, Thor, Iron Man… will they all appear? Scheduled for release sometime in July 2011.

-         Ant-Man. Dr. Hank Pym is a scientist who develops an instrument that can communicate and control insects. Edgar Wright (“Shaun of the Dead,” “Hot Fuzz”) is set to direct. No given release date.

-         Iron Fist. Ray Parks is the Martial Arts superhero. Directed by Steve Carr (“Next Friday,” “Daddy Day Care”). No release date given.

-         The Hands of Shang-Chi. A young Kung-Fu master finds out that his dad is World Enemy #1. Directed by Woo-Ping Yuen.

 

What do you think? Which ones will you go see? Comment back!

 

Don’t forget to check out “Hulk” in theatres on June 13, 2008!

02
May

Movie Review: Iron Man

 

 

 

 

 

 

The popcorn superhero summer blockbuster you’ve been waiting for.

 

Starring Robert Downey, Jr., Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jeff Bridges. Directed by Jon Favreau.

 

This movie doesn’t waste any time.

 

But let me get to the story: Tony Stark (Downey, Jr.) was the son of Howard Stark, who blazed forth a career in weapons manufacturing, in the process creating Stark Enterprises. Tony grew up a math/science prodigy, eventually taking over the business at the age of 21. His partner was Obadiah Stane (Bridges) who ran the company between Howard’s death and Tony’s ascension. Tony grew up designing some of the top weapons systems in use.

 

“Hey, get to the part where he becomes Iron Man!” – some fanboy behind me.

 

Alright, alright. So we see Tony as he is now: an alcoholic, womanizing billionaire playboy who can’t go anywhere without having a fifth of scotch. After testing his new missile, Jericho, the military envoy he’s in is attacked and he’s taken hostage. For three months he designs a giant robot suit (instead of another Jericho missile) with parts from his own weapons. He escapes and is eventually rescued by his military friend Jim Rhodes (Howard).

 

“Dude, be Iron Man already!” –another fanboy.

 

Anyways… Stark comes back and wants to make the world a better place, citing the fact that his weapons are being used to murder innocent people. He is locked out by Stane, who has been double-dealing weapons under the table. With the help of Pepper Potts (Paltrow) he gets back on his feet and designs what is to become Iron Man. After a “test” run in a small Middle Eastern town, Iron Man is green for Go. Trouble is that Stane gets his plans on the “original’ Stark made, and creates Iron Monger. Inevitably, there is the face-off between the two.

 

“Oh! Yeah!” – someone is geeking out because Starks is adding the “custom colors.”

 

I honestly liked this movie. For starters, I didn’t feel like I was watching a movie until the 2/3-of the-way-through point, which is a good thing (especially for the superhero genre). Favreau did a great job in making Stark someone you should hate, but had sympathy for. I never read “Iron Man” growing up. If I was a lot younger, or had seen this movie when I was a kid, I would’ve been more inclined to read the comics.

 

I’m sorta at a loss here. I want to find something overly wrong with this film, but can’t. I hate to be surrounded by people and everybody praising that ONE thing; I like finding something that could’ve been done better. It could’ve been a little less popcorn-y, it could have strayed from the “superhero” formula, etc. But then, it wouldn’t be this film. In my opinion, this ranks up in Top Superhero Flicks list with “Superman,” “Batman Begins,” and “Spider-Man.”

 

Kudos to everyone involved. Great storytelling. The soundtrack really fit the movie. Also, congrats to Marvel for releasing this as their first SELF-FINANCED movie. Downey is great, Howard is good, Bridges is having fun playing the bad guy, and Paltrow makes me wish I was Chris Martin.

 

Time will tell as to how it will stack up with other superhero films, but it’s already farther than “Daredevil,” or Ang Lee’s “Hulk.”

 

My grade: A.

 

“Dude, if you are a fanboy, you’ll need to stay ‘til the end of the movie. Trust me.” –actual guy in theater. No joke.

 

Stay after the end credit credits whereupon you’ll see Tony Stark come home to find someone looking out his living room window. That man is Samuel L. Jackson, and he’s playing Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.